If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker.
Technology breeds crime and we are constantly trying to develop technology to stay one step ahead of the person trying to use it negatively.
because life is fucking hilarious sometimes
I’ll just leave this here and let you think about things.
Don’t fuck with Sam Winchester or you’ll burn
did you just
My favourite moment from an animated show
Watch this high it’s incredible
Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.