I smoke a lot of weed

:) Uhm, leave me asks and messages, look creepily at all my pictures, things of that nature.

#1 Sex Tip for Guys


Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.

Stephen King, “Joyland”   (via anditslove)

Good Vibes HERE

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You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.

Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via larmoyante)

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.


the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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I said it all out loud and couldn’t stop laughing.

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ancient excerpt from a dead language  (via tumsperks)

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